June 2012
Geranium kisser Skin like silk and face like...
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Fact:
If I like/love you, chances are that I’ve shaded the shit outta you. That’s how you know I care. Shading is caring.
And if I haven’t shaded you, I’m probably not your biggest fan and you need to get your life together.
Even Jesus himself isn’t safe from rampant acts of slander/shade. NO ONE IS SAFE.
Simply put, real friends shade each other. And they do it...
yesiknowiamtall:
girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch
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What exactly is Obamacare and what does it change? →
bedbugsbiting:
abaldwin360:
big thanks to reddit user CaspianX2 for typing all this out!
What people call “Obamacare” is actually the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. However, people were calling it “Obamacare” before everyone even hammered out what it would be. It’s a term mostly used by people who don’t like the PPaACA, and it’s become popularized in part because PPaACA is a...
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My livetweets/commentary of today's SCOTUS...
One thing can be guaranteed about the SCOTUS decision on the Affordable Care Act is that Clarence Thomas added NOTHING to the decision.— Tori Goudeau-Gable (@tori_gable123) June 28, 2012
Also? Justice Scalia is going to vote EXACTLY how you’d expect him to.— Tori Goudeau-Gable (@tori_gable123) June 28, 2012
Chief Justice Roberts MAY surprise us but I doubt it. Kennedy is going to...
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The 5 things you gotta know before you let that... →
anarchyagogo:
What do you do when you look through the peephole and see a badge?
Remember: You do not have to let the police in the house unless they have a warrant — or probable cause. If you’re having a party, turn off the music, ask your guests to chill, and ask that anyone who’s too intoxicated carry on in another room.
Go outside to speak with the cops. Close the door behind you. Although...
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bedbugsbiting replied to your photo: Caption this.
Hey, it’s me! We met at the club last night.
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Vocabulary I've Learned from Fiona Apple
cwcoats:
I’ve learned an Honors English course worth of 20-dollar words from Fiona Apple’s music over the past 16 years. Since I was just a woebegone queer pariah listening to Tidal sullenly in my room in high school, the elegiac chanteuse has never capitulated in necessitating that I break out a dictionary with each new album. Here’s an index of words Ms. Apple has taught me in order of album...
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FUCK MAKO!
armlessphelan:
I really, really hate him. This isn’t even a shipping thing. He’s just the most basic bitch to ever be in an Avatar series. Zuko’s mom is a better character.
kaminapan:
I think yesterday too this dude was trying to diss or make fun of Tune-Yards because she’s a white girl influenced by afrobeat or whatever and also compared her to Vampire Weekend and I tried to provide a counterpoint but like first of all
1. Merril garbus does NOT sound anything like Vampire Weekend like actually fuck that she has the voice of a beautiful angel
2. I feel like...
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How to Enjoy Houston FOR FREE
jason-peeta-todd:
Houston Museum of Natural Science (Free on Tuesday after 2 p.m.) Houston Zoo (Free the first Tuesday of every month from 2 p.m.) Houston Museum of Fine Arts (Free on Thursday from 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.) Byzantine Fresco Chapel Museum (Free) Contemporary Arts Museum Houston (Free) Holocaust Museum Houston (Free) Houston Center of Contemporary Craft (Free) Houston Center for...
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“I got a light-skinned kid look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark skinned kid look...”
– My mother.
YES SHE JUST REFERENCED A KANYE LYRIC.
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