June 2012
So…it’s official. I’m 23.
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armlessphelan replied to your post: yogabbagabbahasruinedmylife.com …
Could be worse. Could be Barney. Or Blue’s Clues after Steve left.
Touche
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girlplease replied to your post: yogabbagabbahasruinedmylife.com …
l o l
Abby, YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE. IT’S YO GABBA GABBA ALL. GODDAMN. DAY. I love Jayson but i’m thisclose to putting a gun to my head. I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHITE ANYMORE.
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May 2012
bedbugsbiting:
How am I an adult? I think I stopped maturing at age 8, yet I can buy guns and liquor if I want to.
usuu:
there are certain people whos textposts i love reading even if they arent funny or about intersting stuff they just have a nice way of talking about their lives
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Listen
6 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About the Founding... →
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soffee replied to your audio post: Azealia Banks - Barbie Shit
That gif!
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openingattheclose:
do you realize
that M.I.A
is thirty seven
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reinventionoftheprintingpress:
“Don’t Be Afraid,...
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Slang I'm planning on bringing back:
Steelo - “Hey boy, I like your steelo. You wanna hang out sometime?”
Jive turkey - “Man, that Chris Brown is a real jive turkey”
I’m not about breaking up marriages but…if Paula Patton ever fucks it up with Robin Thicke, I won’t hesitate to snatch him up in an Alicia-Keys-second.
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Mom and dad tried to hide the world Said, the...
I’ve decided that Prince is my real father until I’m proven otherwise. IDC what anybody says. Prince is my daddy and no one can tell me any different.
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“If Missy + Lil’ Kim had a baby.. accidentally dropped it. you would get...”
– youtube commenter Caotic3 on the Ladies Night (Not Tonight) video
girlplease:
shut the fuck upppp
pilot inspektor is beth riesgraf’s kid?!!?!!
fave celebrity kid name 5ever.
File this under: Information I share with Abby during one of our (in)famous Skype sessions.
Sidebar: There was also a “research about Scientology” (which was related to Beth Riesgraf’s baby daddy) part of our Skype session but y’all DO NOT even want to know...
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ustreet replied to your photo: I went to this site to buy tix for Free Press…
ummm i’ve only heard of 8 of those bands. lol am i out of the loop?
Haha nah you’re good. I’m actually surprised that I know many of those bands.
Beyonce Covers Lauryn →
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I’m an a nearly 23 year old ADULT who can do whatever I want but every time my mama calls me ‘Victoria’, the fear of god is placed in heart and I feel like I’m 10 years old again and about to get my ass handed to me.
God forbid she calls me by my full name (like Southern mothers are prone to do).
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cupkacie:
I know a lot of y’all already know...
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ustreet replied to your audio post: Robyn - Be Mine! (Acoustic) [Live]
i used to listen to this and cry. no wait… i still do.
It’s so depressing but beautiful.
Thanks to Abby, I’ve been reminded that my birthday is next week. I had legit totally forgotten about it until I was remembered that her birthday (which is two days before mine) is coming up soon. Blame it on the fact that I never keep up with what day it is.
Cue quarter-life crisis in 3…2…1…
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sarcastic asshole
ain’t gonna happen
so bad its good
shit is getting out of hand
yessssssssssssssss
but I got to get the hell up outta here
let the church say amen
almost a free bitch baby
cannot dance for shit
konichiwa bitches
fuckery
especially not THAT drug
man I’m going to hell
assholes
like we didn’t already know
eff my life
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Sashaying in my oversized burgundy robe to this.
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cupkacie:
I just want mimosas always.
