June 2011
girlplease asked: It's all good, girl. I'm sure it would have taken me weeks to even notice that things were being watched, haha.
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Nope. Not going to engage. I’m not in the mood to participate in his shenanfuckery (yup, I made that up). His attempts at making me upset have failed. Apathy is my new amiga.
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May 2011
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awkward-poo asked: tori, you are a REALLY good writer. I'd love to read more about you & your life. you seem pretty content with the relationship you and your father have, I didn't pick up any bitterness or anything. that must be so confusing & awkward with your siblings though! i wouldn't know what to do in that situation at all! do you want to get to know them better?
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It's Memorial Day and I started to think about my...
Me and my dad have never been particularly close and I guess that’s because he’s never been around in my life. Like every milestone in my life, I don’t ever remember him being there. No graduations, no awards ceremonies, no big birthdays or any of that. That being said, we’ve actually gotten closer in the past few years and that is saying something seeing as we only speak...
QUICK EVERYBODY WISH MY SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER... →
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Us living as we do upside-down, And the new words of hell is revolution, People don’t even want to hear the preachers spill or squeal, Because God’s hole card has been thoroughly peaked And America is now blood and tears instead of milk and honey, The Youngsters who were programmed to continue fucking up, Woke up one night digging Paul Revere and Nat Turner as the good guys America stripped from...
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“There’s no such thing as a “fake woman”. A real woman may be your best friend or...”
– Real Talk.: “real women” are all women. (via socalfeminist)
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iamdonald:
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R.I.P. Gil Scott-Heron
i-vehearditbothways:
Fuck Was I - Jenny Owens...
Jon Hamm to Direct Mad Men Season 5 Premiere →
Jon Hamm will be pulling double duty when Mad Men goes back into production in August. The actor, who stars as the hard-drinking advertising whiz Don Draper, will direct the Emmy-winning drama’s fifth season premiere, TVLine reports. “The wheels have officially been set in motion to make that happen,” Hamm says. “It’s a very exciting challenge that I’m looking...
Patriot Act Extension Passes Senate, Rand Paul... →
The Senate voted 72-23 Thursday to extend the government’s Patriot Act powers to search records and conduct roving wiretaps in pursuit of terrorists. The action comes a month after intelligence and military forces hunted down Osama bin Laden. Facing a midnight deadline when three terror-fighting tools would expire, the Senate struggled to find a way to stage a final vote in the face of...
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Dear Beyonce, 1+1 IS not Algebra. Its elementary...
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“I just like their faces. They all look like nice people. Not a weirdo in the...”
– Amy Poehler, on Parks and Recreation fans (via fuckyeahgirlcrush)
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“Don’t Peak in High School. Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super...”
– Excerpt from Mindy Kaling’s Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
(via rufustfirefly)
meowalexismeow:
i wish the word “swag” would die already.
6 Civil War Myths Everyone Believes That Are... →
turnoffyourtelevision:
Ok. For the most part the historians of cracked.com…wait. Did she say “historians of cracked.com”? Yeah. Apparently these people seem to think they have some sort of credentials to talk about this stuff. Don’t even ask me.
2 Civil War “Myths” Cracked.com Seems to Think Aren’t True, But These People Clearly Have No Idea What They’re Talking About Because This Is the Same...
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sh0tgun-sid replied to your post: Summer school starts in 2 weeks.
i’m in it now. shoot me.
I’mma have to shoot myself first though.
Summer school starts in 2 weeks.
Soooo not ready to go back.
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